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The alphabet according to Google

Photo by Neon23.

Not too long ago Google graduated Google Suggest from their labs.  It’s a predictive search helper that provides suggested terms based on what you’ve typed in at that particular moment. For fun, I decided to compile a list of the first term suggested for each letter of the alphabet to form what I’m dubbing:

The ABCs according to Google

A is for Amazon
B is for Best Buy
C is for Craigslist
D is for Dictionary
E is for eBay
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for IMDB
J is for JC Penny
K is for Kohls
L is for Lowes
M is for Myspace
N is for Netflix
O is for Orkut
P is for Photobucket
Q is for Quotes
R is for Runescape
S is for Sears
T is for Target
U is for Utube (?)
V is for Verizon Wireless
W is for Walmart
X is for XBox 360
Y is for Youtube
Z is for Zappos

But why stop at the alphabet? Counting to twenty is much more amusing with Google Suggest:

0 balance transfer
1 guy 1 cup
2 player games
3 mobile
4 chan
5 3 bank
6 49
7 pounds
8 mile
9 11
10 commandments
11 alive news
12 days of christmas
13 colonies
14 weeks pregnant
15 weeks pregnant
16 weeks pregnant
17 kids and counting
18 year old virgin
19 weeks pregnant
20 20

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2 Responses

  1. I wonder is Google has a deal or something with some of these companies. I mean who has ever heard of Khols?

  2. I bet it’s based on search volume. If you do a Google Trends breakdown of all the that are suggested for K (Kohls, K-mart and Kelly Blue Book, etc.) if look all the way to the right, you’ll see Kohls is actually on top, if you live in the US. “Kijiji” actually trumps all of them by a huge margin, but that’s only if you’re in Canada.

    The only one that sort of surprised me was Utube. The actual Utube.com is a spammy squatter site. Google must use some sort of soundex algorithm to try figure out what people want too, because the first link that shows up for “utube” is YouTube.



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