On October 9th, 2009 we took up arms against our lunar brethren and preemptively attacked the moon. It knows what it did. Its insolence would not stand, thus, we acted.
In a distinctly American act of commemoration, I present to you, a means to immortalize this event through tacky t-shirts and coffee mugs:
F*** THE MOON COFFEE MUG
F*** THE MOON T-SHIRT
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